小品:“不差钱”(2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目)GottheMoneyAnyway(舞台上是一个餐厅的背景,写着:“苏格兰情调”。本山大叔穿着中山装,身上背着一串蒜头,手上拿着野鸡,拉着毛毛上场。)(Thisshortplayissetinarestaurantnamed"ScottishTaste/Feel."UncleZhao,inhiscustomaryChinesetunicsuit,enters,carryingastringofgarliconhisbackandapheasantinhand,withhisgranddaughterYadarintow.)UncleZhaoHereweare.赵本山:到了。YadarHereweare.毛毛:到了。UncleZhaoIt'sthemostexpensiverestrantinTieling:苏格兰调情~~~赵本山:这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。这不,苏格兰调情(tiáoqíng)。YadarYougotitwrong–苏格兰情调!!毛毛:爷爷,你念反了,苏格兰情调(qíngdiào)。UncleZhao情调(qíngdiào)Allright,.We'regonnahaveourmealhereanyway.赵本山:啊,情调?就搁这儿吃。YadarButit'sveryexpensive.毛毛:爷爷,这家老贵的啦。UncleZhaoSowhat?We'vegotthemoney,30,000yuan.Where'sthebag?赵本山:贵?咱带钱了,带三万多块,那包呢?YadarWhatbag?毛毛:我没拿包啊。UncleZhaoTheyellowonewiththemoneyinit.赵本山:装钱那包,黄包。YadarOhno,Ileftitonthebrickbed.毛毛:完了,让我落炕上了。UncleZhaooh,whatcanIdo?Idoallthisjustforyou,howcouldyouforgetit!Anymoneyleftonyou?赵本山:我说,你这孩子还能办点事吗?!这给你办事,落炕上了还。兜里还有钱吗?YadarLetmesee...(Fumbling)only70-plusyuan.毛毛:兜里,多少钱哪才?才70多块钱。UncleZhaoHere's400more.赵本山:我还有400。行,够了...
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